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size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> alanradley <BR><B>Sent:</B> 11
April 2003 13:52<BR><B>Subject:</B> [TTFF] Friday
Funny<BR><BR></FONT></DIV><TT>On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year
old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
morning." <BR><BR>Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, "
replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the
best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. <BR><BR>It was
just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in
on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then
continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be
alive today! <BR><BR><BR><BR></TT></BODY></HTML>