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size=2><B>Sent:</B> 23 April 2003 11:51<BR><B>Subject:</B> [TTFF]
Joke<BR><BR></DIV></FONT><TT>The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old
woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor
told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized
she has a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize
these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs.
Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING these that could possibly help
you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I
know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange
juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me
sleep at night!" <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR></TT></BODY></HTML>