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<BODY><TT><BR><BR><BR>Indian Curry Rhapsody<BR>(to be sung to the tune of
Bohemian Rhapsody)<BR><BR><BR>Naan, just killed a man<BR>Poppadom against his
head<BR>Had a lime pickle now he's dead<BR>Naan, dinners just begun<BR>But now
I'm gonna crap it all away<BR>Naan, oooohhh oooohhhhh<BR>Didn't mean to make you
cry<BR>Seen nothing yet, just see the loo tomorrow<BR>Curry on, curry
on<BR>'cause nothing really madras<BR>Too late, my dinners gone<BR>Sends shivers
down my spine<BR>Rectum aching all the time<BR>Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to
go<BR>Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo<BR>Naan, oooohhh
oooohhhhh<BR>The doopiaza is so mild<BR>I sometimes wish we'd never come here at
all<BR> (guitar solo)<BR>I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side Rogan
Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the<BR>chutney made of mango<BR>Vindaloo does
nicely<BR>Very very spicy meat<BR>Byriani (Byriani)<BR>Byriani
(Byriani)<BR>Byriani and a Naan<BR><BR>(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)<BR>I've eaten
Balti, somebody help me<BR>He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory<BR>Stand
you well back, 'cause the loo is quarantined...<BR>Here it comes<BR>There it
goes<BR>Technicolor yawn<BR>I chunder<BR>NO!<BR>It's coming up again<BR>
(There it goes)<BR>I chunder<BR>It's coming back again<BR> (There it
goes)<BR>Coming back again (up again)<BR>Here it goes again<BR> (No, no,
no, no, no, no, NO!)<BR>I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees<BR>He's on his knees,
oh, there he goes<BR>This Vindaloo is about to wreck my guts<BR>Poor me, poor
me, poor meeeeeeeeeee<BR> (guitar solo)<BR><BR>So you think you can
chunder and then feel alright<BR>So you try to eat curry and drink beer all
night<BR>Oh maybe, but now you puke like a baby<BR>Just had to come out<BR>Just
had to come right out of here<BR><BR></TT></BODY></HTML>