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> An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
<BR><BR>> > flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood
as he <BR><BR>> > served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to
descend, he <BR><BR>> > came swishing down the aisle and announced to the
passengers, <BR><BR>> > "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that<BR><BR>> > he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely
people, so if <BR><BR>> > you could just put up your trays that would be
super."<BR><BR>> ><BR><BR>> > On his trip back up the aisle, he
noticed that a well-dressed rather <BR><BR>> > exotic looking woman hadn't
moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear <BR><BR>> > me over those big
brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo <BR><BR>> > so the main
man can pitty-pat us on the ground."<BR><BR>> ><BR><BR>> > She
calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a <BR><BR>> >
Princess. I take orders from no one."<BR><BR>> ><BR><BR>> > To which
the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, <BR><BR>> > "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR></TT><FONT SIZE=3><BR>
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