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size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> KeithieW<SPAN
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<DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma
size=2><SPAN class=296123715-23092003> </SPAN><B>Sent:</B> 23 September
2003 16:28<BR><B>Subject:</B> Nun of that please.<BR><BR></DIV></FONT><TT>There
were two nuns...<BR>One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the
other one was <BR>known as Sister Logical (SL).<BR>It is getting dark and they
are still far away from the convent.<BR>SM: Have you noticed that a man has been
following us for the past<BR>thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he
wants.<BR>SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.<BR>SM: Oh, no! At this rate he
will reach us in 15 minutes at the most?<BR>What can we do?<BR>SL: The only
logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.<BR>SM: It's not working.<BR>SL:
Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He<BR>started to
walk faster, too.<BR>SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
one minute.<BR>SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way
and I'll<BR>go this way. He cannot follow us both.<BR><BR>So the man decided to
follow Sister Logical.<BR><BR>Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has<BR>happened to Sister Logical.<BR>Then Sister Logical
arrives.<BR>SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
happened!<BR>SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us
both,so<BR>he followed me.<BR>SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?<BR>SL: The
only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could<BR>and he
started to run as fast as he could.<BR>SM: And?<BR>SL: The only logical thing
happened. He reached me.<BR>SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?<BR>SL: The only
logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.<BR>SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man
do?<BR>SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.<BR>SM: Oh,
no! What happened then?<BR>SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?<BR>A nun with her dress
up can run faster than man with his pants down.<BR>And for those of you who
thought it would be dirty,<BR>say two Hail
Marys!<BR><BR>Regards,<BR><BR>Keith<BR><BR><BR></TT><FONT SIZE=3><BR>
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