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size=2><B>Sent:</B> 03 October 2003 16:51<BR><B>Subject:</B> [TTFF] Tee Hee<BR><BR></DIV></FONT><TT><BR>A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.
His friends plead with him<BR>to let them take him home. He says no - he only
lives a mile away.<BR><BR>About five blocks from party, the police pull him over
for weaving and ask<BR>him to get out of the car and walk the line.<BR><BR>Just
as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking<BR>place
in a house just a block away. The police tell the party animal to stay<BR>put,
they will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to<BR>the
robbery.<BR><BR>The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When
he gets<BR>there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who
might<BR>come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.<BR><BR>A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr.
Miller is<BR>there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies
that he is<BR>in bed with the flu and has been so all day.<BR><BR>The police
have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks<BR>why. They
insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and<BR>opens the door
where they find the police car, lights still flashing.<BR><BR>True story, told
by the driver at his first AA meeting.<BR><BR><BR>Steve
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