[Jokes] Fw: You're A Child Of The 80'S If..
tim.jenkins at freeuk.com
Wed Aug 1 21:34:52 BST 2001
> YOU'RE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF.........
> * You know what "psyche" means.
> * You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off."
> * You know that another name for a keyboard is a Synthesizer.
> * You can sing the McDonald's Big Mac, Filet-o-fish, quarter pounder,
> and French fry song..."Big Mac, Filet O' Fish, quarter pounder,
> french fries, icy coke, thick shakes...sundaes and apple pies!!" :)
> * You know who Mr. T is.
> * You know who Fat Albert is. And who the boy with the pink mask was?
> * You ever wore fluorescent, neon clothing.
> * You could breakdance, or wish you could.
> * You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
> * You Believed that saying "By the power of Greyskull", gave you The
> * Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
> * You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
> * You knew that "knowing is half the battle".
> * You wanted to be on Star Search.
> * You can remember when Michael Jackson was black.
> * You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth.
> * You remember the garbage pail kids, and owned some.
> * You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
> * Rut row raggy.* and *Zoinks*
> * You HAD to have your MTV.
> * You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
> * You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
> * You owned any tape cassettes.
> * You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the
> moon. Instead we're sending people to live on deserted islands with
> but the clothes on their backs for 39 days vying for a million dollars
> * You remember and/or owned any of the Care Bear Glass collection from
> Pizza Hut.....or the Muppets glasses from McDonalds ...and drank out of
> them with a crazy straw :)
> * Poltergeist freaked you out.
> * You knew who Ben Stein was before you could win his money,"Bueller?"
> * You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, ET, Dukes of Hazzard,
> Knight Rider, Strawberry Shortcake or A-Team lunch box.
> * You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.
> * You know what leg warmers are and probably had a pair.
> * You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
> * You wore your Izod shirt with the collar up, or you wore two different
> color IZOD shirts, at the same time, with both collars up
> * You had a Swatch Watch with the Swatch Guard.
> * Your Legos collection started with the free sets in a Happy Meal.
> * You remember when Happy Meals came in a box, not a paper bag.
> * You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
> * You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
> * You know what a "Push Up" ice cream is.
> * You loved your Inch Worm, Big Wheel and Lemon Twist
> * Jabber Jaw was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon
> * You owned, or knew somebody with a Commodore 64.
> * You recorded songs off the radio with your boom box.
> * You wished you had a light saber.
> * Somehow you still know all the words to songs played on VH1's"Big 80's"
> * Your arm was full of rubber bracelets, also known as goomies, tied
> together of course
> * You have ever said, "Gag me with a spoon."
> * You have ever wondered what happened to Saturday morning cartoons.
> * You had to get up to change the channel.
> * You can still sing 1 to 12 from the Pinball machine on Sesame Street.
> " Onetwothreefourfive..sixseveneightnineten...eleven...twelve!"
> If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend,
> are a "Child of the 80's".
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