[Jokes] FW: Fwd[2]: FW: 7 dwarfs

[Robert Grant]

> The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
> audience and, as they are - THE - seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see
> the Pope.
> Dopey leads the pack. Dopey, my son,"says the Pope, "what can I do for
you?"
>
> Dopey asks, "Excuse me,  Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
> Rome?"
> The pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
> answers, "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a
> few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a
glare,
> silencing them.
> Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"
>
> The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
> Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe." This time, all of the other
> dwarfs burst into laughter.  Once again, Dopey turns around and silences
> them with an angry glare.


> Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in
> the world?" "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the
> world." The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing,
> pounding the floor, tears rolling down their checks as they begin
> chanting......"Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!...."
>
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