[Jokes] Fwd: FW: Marriage fun (fwd)

[Steve Hill]

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Date: 22 Aug 2001 15:46:53 +0100
From: Tom Marshall <tom at a-rush.co.uk>
To: steve at theankh.demon.co.uk, jasonhorton75 at hotmail.com,
     jason.horton at talk21.com, a.john at gowerbiz.co.uk, Stephen.North2 at tesco.net
Subject: Fwd: FW: Marriage fun


>WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get
>married again?
>> MAN: Definitely not!
not bad this one...

Tom

>> WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
>> MAN: Of course I do.
>> WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
>> MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
>> WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
>> MAN: (makes audible groan)
>> WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
>> MAN: Where else would we sleep?
>> WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
>> MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
>> WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
>> MAN: No, she's left-handed.
>> WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
>> MAN: Sh1t.