[Jokes] Mrs Johnson

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
Sun Dec 2 09:56:48 GMT 2001

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character.
She charged that he had called her a pig.  The man was found
guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, "This
means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the
man asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs.
Johnson with no fear of legal action.
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good
afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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