[Jokes] Mrs Johnson

[Chris McKenna]

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character.
She charged that he had called her a pig.  The man was found
guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, "This
means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the
man asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs.
Johnson with no fear of legal action.
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good
afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."


-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk
www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery