[Jokes] Emailers Anonymous

[Tim Jenkins]

 It's Time to Join Emailers Anonymous When......

 You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail
 on the way back to bed.

 You name your children Eudora, AOL and Dotcom.

 You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just
 pulled the plug on a loved one.

 You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap . . . and
 your child in the overhead compartment.

 You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for free
 Internet access.

 You find yourself typing "com" after every period, when using a word
 processor.com

 You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

 You can't call your mother . . . she doesn't have a modem.

 You check your mail. It says "no new messages" - so you check it again.

 You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

 You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

 After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it.

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Just another inmate in this insane world