[Jokes] Fwd: A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.

[Moog Man]

You've probably all heared this one, but here it is anyways :)


>>A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.
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>The personnel manager explains her duties, and tells her to report
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>to work promptly at 8:00 am.
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>The next day at 8:45am, there's a knock at the personnel manager's
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>door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about
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>this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole
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>line is backing up.
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>The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory
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>floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all
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>over the place. At the end of the line is the new employee. She
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>has a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big bag of
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>marbles.
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>They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it
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>around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between
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>Elmo's legs.
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>The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically. After several
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>minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and
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>says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job
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>is to give Elmo two test tickles."

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