[Jokes] Fridays Joke

[Welsh_nutter at boyo.co.uk]

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>There were four people who were in the final stages of interviewing for
>a prestigious job.
>The company decided to fly them all in for dinner and a final interview.
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>Over dinner at a fine restaurant, the president of the company told them
>all were very worthy applicants, and he wished he could hire them all,
>but they only had enough money budgeted to hire one person. He told them
>he would call each of them in one at a time for a final interview the
>next day, and he would ask each one of them the same question. Whoever
>answered the question the best would be the one hired.  All applicants
>agreed this was fair.
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>The next day the first applicant, was called in. The
>president posed the question, ?What is the fastest thing in the world??
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>He thought for a moment and replied, ?That would have to be a thought.?
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>?Why do you say that?? asked the president.
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>?Well, a thought takes no time at all...it is in your mind in an
>instant, then gone again.?
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>?Ahh, very good.  Thank you,? replied the president.
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>Next the same question was posed to the second applicant. ?What is the
>fastest thing in the world??
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>She paused and replied, ?That would have to be a blink.?
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>?Why?? asked the president.
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>?Because you don't even think about a blink, it's just a reflex. You do
>it in an instant.?
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>The president thanked her, then called in the next person.
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>He was asked what the fastest thing in the world was, and
>after hesitating for a brief moment, he replied, ?I would have to say
>electricity.?
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>?Why?? asked the president.
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>Because a man can flip a switch, and immediately, three miles away a
>light will go on.?
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>?I see, very good,? replied the president.
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>Then, the fourth man was called in.
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>He, too, was asked, ?What is the fastest thing in the world??
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>?That's easy...? he replied, ?that would have to be diarrhea!?
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>Rather stunned, the president asked, ?Why do you say that??
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>?Well, last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
>worst stomach cramps.....and before I could think, blink, or turn on the
>lights.....?  (He got the job....)
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