[Jokes] having trouble with the system...

Sharon Fawcett xtal333 at yahoo.com
Fri Jun 1 23:19:44 BST 2001

A friend is having trouble with his system.

Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd
used for years without trouble. However , apparently there are conflicts
between  these two systems, the only solution was to try and run  Girlfriend
with the sound turned off.   But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is
incompatible with several  other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1,
Golf 2 and  Playboy 6.0.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many
Bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for
several weeks.  Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as
Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other
they caused severe damage to all his hardware.   Sensing a way out, he
upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover  to his dismay that this system
requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0.    However.,  whilst Wife 1.0 uses up
all available resources it does come
bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000.
But imagine my friends disappointment  though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be
unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically
stored in Wife 1.0 Hardrive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface
months later.  Wife 1.0  also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and
E-mail Porn Filter.
Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip  and no option on
the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself.
The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring  Shoeshop browser
Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every
week.   It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to
try,  stating they are an illegal operation.   When Wife 1.0 attaches itself
to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry.   Wife 1.0 also
has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can't be turned
off.  Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2000  add-on, but there
could be problems.   If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it
will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Does this sound like a common problem ??

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