[Jokes] dark in here...

[Sharon Fawcett]

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.  Her 
nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the boy in the 
closet and shuts the door.  Her husband also comes home, so she puts 
her lover in the closet with the little boy. 

The little boy says, "Dark in here." 
The man says, "yes, it is." 
Boy - "I have a baseball." 
Man - "That's nice." 
Boy - "Want to buy it?" 
Man - "No thanks" 
Boy - "My dad's outside." 
Man - "OK, how much?" 
Boy - "25.00" 

In the next few weeks, it happens again, the boy and the lover are in 
the closet together. 
Boy - "Dark in here." 
Man - "Yes, it is." 
Boy - "I have a baseball mitt." 
The lover remembering the last time asks the boy, "How much?" 
Boy - $75.00" 
Man - "Fine" 

A few days later the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.  Let's go 
outside and toss the ball back and forth." 
The boy says, "Can't, I sold them." 
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" 
Boy says $100.00. 
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, 
that is way more than those two things cost.  You're going to church to 
confess." 

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the 
confession booth and he closes the door. 
The boy says, "Dark in here." 
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again." 

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