[Jokes] Weddings

Chris McKenna awkward at gmx.co.uk
Thu May 10 09:02:28 BST 2001

Just a quick joke for you to start the day with,


Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her
mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"

"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of
her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.

The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why's the groom
wearing black?"

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna
awkward at gmx.co.uk

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