[Jokes] Fwd: some thoughts for before/after marriage.... (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Subject: Fwd: some thoughts for before/after marriage....




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>Subject: Fwd: some thoughts for before/after marriage....
>Date: Mon, 05 Nov 2001 18:30:44 +0000
>
>HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
>>>>>
>>>>>  You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
>>>>>  Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like
>>>>>  sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
>>>>>  --Alan, age 10
>>>>>
>>>>>  No person really decides before they grow up who
>>>>>  they're going marry.
>>>>>  God decides it all way before, and you get to find
>>>>>  out later who you're stuck with.
>>>>>  --Kirsten, age 10
>>>>>
>>>>>  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
>>>>>
>>>>>  Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
>>>>>  person FOREVER by then.
>>>>>  --Camille, age 10
>>>>>
>>>>>  No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
>>>>>  married.
>>>>>  --Freddie, age 6
>>>>>
>>>>>  HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>>>>>
>>>>>  You might have to guess, based on whether they seem
>>>>>  to be yelling at the same kids.
>>>>>  --Derrick, age 8
>>>>>
>>>>>  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>>>>>
>>>>>  Both don't want any more kids.
>>>>>  --Lori, age 8
>>>>>
>>>>>  WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
>>>>>
>>>>>  Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
>>>>>  each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
>>>>>enough.
>>>>>  --Lynnette, age 8
>>>>>
>>>>>  On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
>>>>>  gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
>>>>>  --Martin, age 10
>>>>>
>>>>>  WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>>>>>
>>>>>  I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
>>>>>  newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
>>>>>  columns.
>>>>>  --Craig, age 9
>>>>>
>>>>>  WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>>>>>
>>>>>  When they're rich.
>>>>>  --Pam, age 7
>>>>>
>>>>>  The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't
>>>>>  want to mess with that.
>>>>>  --Curt, age 7
>>>>>
>>>>>  The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
>>>>>  them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>>>>>  --Howard, age 8
>>>>>
>>>>>  IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>>>>>
>>>>>  I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing.
>>>>>  I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want be all
>>>>>  grossed out.
>>>>>  --Theodore, age 8
>>>>>
>>>>>  It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
>>>>>  Boys need someone to clean up after them.
>>>>>  --Anita, age 9
>>>>>
>>>>>  HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T  GET MARRIED?
>>>>>
>>>>>  There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,  wouldn't there?
>>>>>  --Kelvin, age 8
>>>>>
>>>>>  "And the #1 Favourite is........"
>>>>>
>>>>>  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>>>>>
>>>>>  Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
>>>>>  truck.
>>>>>  --Ricky, age 10
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
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