[Jokes] Coca Cola

[Tim Jenkins]

Believe it or NOT:  "Coca Cola Uses"
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 To clean a toilet:
 Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl.  Let
 the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.
 The citric acid in Coke removes stains from
 vitreous china.

 To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
 Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of
 Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

 To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
 Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to
 bubble away the corrosion.

  To loosen a rusted bolt:
 Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted
 bolt for several minutes.

 To bake a moist ham:
 Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap
 the ham in aluminum foil  and bake. Thirty minutes
 before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing
 the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous
 brown gravy.

 To remove grease from clothes:
 Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes,
 add detergent,and run through a regular cycle.
 The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.

 It will also clean road haze from your windshield.

 And some people DRINK this stuff!!



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