[Jokes] Coca Cola
tim.jenkins at freeuk.com
Wed Nov 21 08:57:13 GMT 2001
Believe it or NOT: "Coca Cola Uses"
To clean a toilet:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. Let
the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.
The citric acid in Coke removes stains from
To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of
Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
To clean corrosion from car battery terminals:
Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to
bubble away the corrosion.
To loosen a rusted bolt:
Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted
bolt for several minutes.
To bake a moist ham:
Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan; wrap
the ham in aluminum foil and bake. Thirty minutes
before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing
the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous
To remove grease from clothes:
Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes,
add detergent,and run through a regular cycle.
The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains.
It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
And some people DRINK this stuff!!
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