[Jokes] Give 103%

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
Fri Oct 5 23:03:44 BST 2001


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

Here's a guide to achieving 103% (or more)

Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future! What makes
life 100% ??

IF,
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

EQUALS
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% Only

and
B E I N G D A N I S H
2 5 9 14 7 4 1 14 9 19 8 = 92% only

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

However,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

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I rest my case!


-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk
www.sucs.swan.ac.uk/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery





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