[Jokes] Fwd: The best Afghan joke so far

[awkward at gmx.co.uk]

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Date: Thu, 11 Oct 2001 15:33:28 +0100
From: "Tony McKenna" <tonym at mastek.co.uk>
To: <awkward at gmx.co.uk>
Subject: The best Afghan joke so far

> 
> An American fighter pilot was flying his F16 aircraft over Afghanistan,
> > when he noticed a flying carpet on his left hand side, manned by a
> >   man with a machine gun. He looked to his right and saw another carpet
> > alongside, also manned by a man with a machine gun.
> >
> >   He thought ' I've got to get out of this', so he accelerated flat out
> > and put his plane into a high speed loop and came up behind both
> >   carpets, which he shot down.
> >
> >   On arriving back at his Aircraft Carrier, he was told to report to the
> > captain immediately.
> >
> >   'You idiot !' said the captain. 'We saw what you did on our radar and
> > now we're in a load of trouble'.
> >
> >   'What do you mean?' said the pilot, 'I shot both carpets down!'
> >
> >   'I know that!' said the captain, 'but they were Allied Carpets!
> 
> Tony McKenna
> 

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