[Jokes] Fwd: Fw: 10 things only women understand

[Clare McKenna]

10 things only women understand

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.

8. Crying can be fun.

7. FAT CLOTHES.

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make
   a balanced lunch.

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack
can be considered a peak life experience.

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good
hairdresser is next to impossible.

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts
under ten minutes.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

1. OTHER WOMEN!

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