[Jokes] Stupidity (fwd)

Steve Hill steve at navaho.co.uk
Thu Oct 25 11:50:52 BST 2001

I'm most worried about the Swanson frozen dinners one - it's only a
suggestion???? :)


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

    On a Sears hair dryer:  Do not use while sleeping.

    On a bag of Fritos:  You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    On a bar of Dial soap:  Directions: Use like regular soap.

    On some Swanson frozen dinners:  Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:  Fits one head. (!!!)

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of the box):  Do not turn upside down.

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:  Product will be hot after heating.

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:  Do not iron clothes on body.

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:  Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    On Nytol sleep aid:  Warning: may cause drowsiness.

    On a Korean kitchen knife:  Warning: keep out of children.

    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:  For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a Japanese food processor:  Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:  Warning: contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:  Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    On a Swedish chainsaw:  Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

    On a child's Superman costume:  Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

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