[Jokes] Fw: Mouse Balls
tim.jenkins at freeuk.com
Tue Sep 25 14:26:08 BST 2001
NOTE: I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face.
Apparently, this was a real memo sent by a computer company to its
in all seriousness. . . . This memo is from an unnamed computer company.
went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The
of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor.
Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit).
Therefore if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically,
it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this
procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than
foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the
manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the
pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off
Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive
handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball
replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his
balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.
Theres Nothing nice in my head.
The Adult world took it all away
--From Despair to where -- Manic Street Preachers
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