[Jokes] On a lighter note

McKenna, Chris (RDSSW) chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Tue Aug 13 09:58:35 BST 2002

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an
examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only
took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Gimme a break lady! Your daughter is
The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her
daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having
sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't
you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time
this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came."

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