[Jokes] [TTFF] Email signature lines (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Mon Dec 16 13:03:07 GMT 2002

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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Date: Mon, 16 Dec 2002 04:59:03 +0000
From: John Colby <john at colby.evesham.net>
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To: TTFF <ttforumfriends at yahoogroups.com>
Subject: [TTFF] Email signature lines

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days the statue.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't 
looking good either.

My "reality check" bounced.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.

Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected.

Carefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than 
expected, mostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the 
time it takes.

God did not create the world in 7 days; he messed around for 6 days and 
then pulled an all-nighter.

Stupidity got us into this mess - why can't it get us out?

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They both should be 
changed regularly and for the same reason.

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them that 
Benjamin Franklin said it first.

I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

I considered atheism, but there were just too few holidays.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.

My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

I don't get even, I get odder.

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