[Jokes] [Fwd: 'Politically Correct' Female Descriptions]

[Chris McKenna]

-------- Original Message --------


'Politically Correct" Female Descriptions

She does not - Get PMS

She becomes - HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL



She does not have - A Killer Body

She is - GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR



She is not - A Bad Cook

She is - MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE



She is not - A Bad Driver

She is - AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED



She is not - Easy

She is - HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE



She does not - Cut You Off

She becomes - HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She is not - Hooked On Soap Operas

She is - MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED



She does not - Wear Too Much Make-Up

She is - COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED



She will never - Gain Weight

She will become - A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER



She is not - A Screamer Or Moaner

She is - VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE



She will never - Sag

She will become - GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED



She does not have - Big Hair

She is - OVERLY AEROSOLED 



[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]


------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~-->
Get your FREE credit report with a FREE CreditCheck
Monitoring Service trial
http://us.click.yahoo.com/ACHqaB/bQ8CAA/ySSFAA/p3prlB/TM
---------------------------------------------------------------------~->

To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:
ttforumfriends-unsubscribe at yahoogroups.com

 

Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/