[Jokes] Rubber Factory
Tim Jenkins
tim at timjenkins.co.uk
Fri Jan 4 20:11:50 GMT 2002
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces
various latex products. At the first stop,
he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples.
The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise.
"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,"
explains the guide. "The popping sound is the needle poking
a hole in the end of the nipple." Later, the tour reaches
the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured.
The machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise.
"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour.
"I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that
'pop' every so often?" "Oh, it's just the same as in the
baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide.
It pokes a hole in every fourth condom." "Well, that
can't be good for the condoms!" "Yeah, but it's great
for the baby-bottle nipple business!"
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