[Jokes] Solid Investment Advice

Tim Jenkins tim at timjenkins.co.uk
Tue Jul 23 16:11:29 BST 2002

  If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it 
 would now be worth $49.00.
 With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.
 With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
 If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the 
 stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans 
 for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
 Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily 
 and recycle!!!

Im not alone Cause the TV's on Yeah
Im not Crazy cause I take the right pills everyday

--Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American

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