[Jokes] Joke

Tim Jenkins tim at timjenkins.co.uk
Tue Mar 19 10:53:18 GMT 2002

Hope this didn't happen to anyone last weekend..
 Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home 
 from the pub  late one night and found themselves on the 
 road which led past the old graveyard. 
 "Come have  a look over here," says Paddy, "it's Michael 
 O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He  lived to the ripe 
 old age of 87."
 "That's nothing", says Sean, "here's one  named Patrick 
 O'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when  he died."
 Just then, Shamus yells out, "Good God, here's fella that 
 got to be 145!"
 "What was his name?"  asks Paddy.
 Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to 
 see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims,  
 "Miles, from Dublin."
1993 - 10 - 9
1999 - 32 - 31
2002 - ?????

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