[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] Love - according to 4-8 year olds

McKenna, Chris (RDSSW) chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Tue Nov 12 12:52:37 GMT 2002


 
-----Original Message-----
From: John Colby 
Sent: 11 November 2002 20:07
To: TTFF
Subject: [TTFF] Love - according to 4-8 year olds


Love according to 4-8 year olds!

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 
year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and 
deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her 
toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when 
his hands got arthritis too.That's love."
Rebecca - age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know 
that your name is safe in their mouth."
Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and 
they go out and smell each other."
Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries 
without making them give you any of theirs."
Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."
Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before 
giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."
Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, 
you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and Daddy are 
like that. They look gross when they kiss"
Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening 
presents and listen,"
Bobby - age 5

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who 
you hate. "
Nikka - age 6

"There are two kinds of love. Our love. God's love. But God makes both 
kinds of them."
Jenny - age 4

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every
day."
Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends 
even after they know each other so well."
Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the 
people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one 
doing that. I wasn't scared anymore,"
Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me 
to sleep at night."
Clare - Age 5

"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken."
Elaine -age 5

"Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is 
handsomer than Robert Redford."
Chris - age 8

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all 
day."
Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes 
and has to go out and buy new ones."
Lauren - age 4

"I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me 
because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her."
Bethany - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars 
come out of you."
Karen - age 7

"Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's
gross."
Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean 
it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
Jessica - age 8

And we think they don't notice.....






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