[Jokes] Fw: Little April (fwd)

[Steve Hill]

> > > Little April, Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher
> > > called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who
> created
> > > the universe?"
> > > When April didn't stir, little Johnny,a boy seated in the chair
> > > behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
> > > shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and
> April
> > > fell back asleep.
> > > A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and
> > > Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
> > > Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!"
> > > shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good," and April fell back
>
> > > asleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve
> > > say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
> > > And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April
> > > jumped up and shouted,
> > >
> > > >
> > > "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT
> > > IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR A*SE!
> > >
> > >
> > > The Teacher fainted.
> > >
> > >