[Jokes] [TTFF] Essex Girl (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

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The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery


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Date: Sun, 14 Dec 2003 11:03:24 -0000
Subject: [TTFF]  Essex Girl

A trucker driving through Essex stops for a red light, where a blonde
jumps out of her car and knocks on his door. "Hi, my name is Heather
and you are losing some of your load", she warns him breathlessly.
The trucker ignores her and continues down the street.

When he stops at the next red light, the girl again catches up, jumps
out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. As if they've never
spoken, the blonde says brightly: "Hi, my name is Heather, and you
are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores
her and continues down the street.

At the third red light, all out of breath the blonde gets out of her
car, runs up, and knocks on the window again. "Hi, my name is
Heather", she repeats, "and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next
light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck,
and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window and as she
lowers it, he says:



"Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a gritter!"