[Jokes] FW:

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

> -----Original Message-----
> From:	Nettleingham, Nick (RDSSW) 
> Sent:	18 December 2002 13:06
> To:	Crabb, Timothy; Dunn, Simon; Garratt, Danny; laborde, Andrew;
> Marshall, Stuart; McKenna, Chris; Tiley, Neil; Young, Trevor
> Subject:	
> 
> A Rangers and Celtic fan get into a nasty car accident. Both vehicles are
> really wrecked, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
> 
> After they crawl out of their cars, the Celtic fan says, "So you're a
> Rangers fan, that's interesting. I'm a Celtic fan... Wow! Just look at our
> cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a
> sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in
> peace the rest of our days."
> 
> The Rangers fan replied, "Totally agree - this must be a sign from God!"
> The Rangers fan went on, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My
> car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break.
> Surely God wants us to drink it, to celebrate the fact we are alive and
> kicking?"
> 
> He hands the bottle to the Celtic fan who nods his head in agreement,
> opens it and takes few big swigs from the bottle, then hands it back to
> the Rangers fan. The Rangers fan takes the bottle, immediately puts the
> cap back on, and hands back to the Celtic fan. The Celtic fan asks,
> "Aren't you having any?"
> The Rangers fan replies, "Nah...I think I'll just wait for the
> police......"
> 
> 
> Nick Nettleingham
> Cartographic Specialist (Management)
> Bristol Cartographic Unit, RDS SW
> Tel 0117 9591000 Ext 3577
>