[Jokes] FW: The miracle of toilet paper

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

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Subject: FW: The miracle of toilet paper


Amusing!
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Subject: FW: The miracle of toilet paper


 

Subject: FW: The miracle of toilet paper





>The miracle of toilet paper 
> 
>Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining 
>to 
>her husband that her breasts are too small. 
> 
>Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband 
>uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 
> 
>"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet 
>paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." 
> 
>Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and 
>stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 
> 
>"How long will this take?", she asks. 
> 
>"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. 
> 
>The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between 
>my 
>breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" 
> 
>"Worked for your arse, didn't it?", he replied... 
> 
> 
> 
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