[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] Blair
McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)
chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Wed Jan 29 09:47:26 GMT 2003
Sent: 28 January 2003 22:14
Subject: [TTFF] Blair
Tony Blair was on a tour of a multi-denominational school in Belfast
and he asked the classroom, "Give me an example of a tragedy"
little Presbyterian girl stood up and said,
"If a person fell off a tree whilst playing, that would be a
tragedy".Very good", said Blair, "but that would not be a tragedy, that
would be an accident!"
A little Methodist boy stood up and said, If a
busload of children crashed off a cliff, that would be a tragedy!"
Another good one, answered Tony, "but that would not be a tragedy,
that would be a great loss". A little Catholic boy stood up and
said, "If you were in a helicopter flying over Ireland, Mr. Blair,
and it blew up, then that would be tragedy!".
"Excellent", said Tony feeling very flattered and pleased with
himself, "but how did you know that was a tragedy?" "Well", said
the young lad, "It wouldn't be a great loss and it certainly
wouldn't be a bloody accident".
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