[Jokes] Biker Bar (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

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The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery


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Date: Tue, 23 Sep 2003 19:29:55 EDT
From: OnayaYoungquist
Subject: Biker Bar


An obviously drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and 
orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets 
up, staggers to  the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest looking
one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her 
in the hallway butt naked.  Man, she is a fine looking woman!"
 
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.  His buddies are confused, 
because he is a bad ass, and would fight at the drop of a hat.
 
The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma 
and she is good, the best I ever had!"
 
The biker's buddies are starting to get really pissed, but the biker still 
says nothing. 

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell  you 
something else boy, your grandma liked it!"
 
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says, 
"Damn it, grandpa, you're drunk again ....... Go home!"