[Jokes] A bit of humour (fwd)
Chris McKenna
cmckenna at sucs.org
Wed Aug 4 20:08:24 BST 2004
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Chris 'Awkward' McKenna
cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna
The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart
Antoine de Saint Exupery
---------- Forwarded message ----------
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a
pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the
bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the closet!" and she
pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became
suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the
closet "Who are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man
replied. "And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said,... "Those little bastards."
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