[Jokes] Lies

[steve at nexusuk.org]

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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the 
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. Curious, he asked, 
"What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a 
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "and whose clock is that?"

"That is Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she 
never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

 St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have 
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

Looking around, the man asked "Where is President Bush's clock?"

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan"

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 - Steve         Jabber: firefury at sucs.org     Web: http://www.nexusuk.org/

     Servatis a periculum, servatis a maleficum - Whisper, Evanescence

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