[Jokes] The Porpoise
Chris McKenna
cmckenna at sucs.org
Mon Dec 6 21:53:54 GMT 2004
A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of
its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had
photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.
"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be a kindness
if our ship's doctor here were to amputate the feet so that it would be
like other porpoises?" Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor, "That
would be defeeting the porpoise."
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Chris 'Awkward' McKenna
cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna
The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart
Antoine de Saint Exupery
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