[Jokes] The Porpoise

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Mon Dec 6 21:53:54 GMT 2004

A research group on sea mammals captured a rather odd porpoise on one of 
its trips. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had 
photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free. 
"Wait a minute," said one of the researchers, "Wouldn't it be a kindness 
if our ship's doctor here were to amputate the feet so that it would be 
like other porpoises?" Not on your life," exclaimed the doctor, "That 
would be defeeting the porpoise."

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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