[Jokes] Fw: Ferrari

[Tim Jenkins]

> The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
> announcement followed Ferrari's decision to takeadvantage of theBritish
> Government's "Work for the Dole" scheme and employ the Welsh.
>
> The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
> unemployed youths from the Rhondda Valleys were able to remove a set of
> wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Ferrari's
> existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of
> high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by
> the Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits,
Ferrari
> would have an advantage over every team.
>
> However....
>
> Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice
> session, not only were the Welsh pit crew able to change the tyres in
under
> 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold
the
> vehicle over to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilogram of
> speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.
>
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> The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
> announcement followed Ferrari's decision to takeadvantage of theBritish
> Government's "Work for the Dole" scheme and employ the Welsh.
>
> The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
> unemployed youths from the Rhondda Valleys were able to remove a set of
> wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, where as Ferrari's
> existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of
> high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by
> the Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits,
Ferrari
> would have an advantage over every team.
>
> However....
>
> Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the crew's first practice
> session, not only were the Welsh pit crew able to change the tyres in
under
> 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold
the
> vehicle over to the McLaren team for 8 bottles of Stella, a kilogram of
> speed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.
>
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> Sign-up for a FREE BT Broadband connection today!
> http://www.msn.co.uk/specials/btbroadband
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