[Jokes] FW: Blondes are smart after all!! (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Sat Jun 19 22:09:20 BST 2004

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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This one goes against the grain - a smart blonde Essex girl may exist.  
A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the Manager.  She
says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs 
to borrow £5,000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new
Ferrari. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has
the title and everything checks out.  The bank agrees to accept the car
as collateral for the loan.  The Manager and the tellers all enjoy a
good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral
against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive
the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. 

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 plus the
interest, which comes to £15.41. The Manager says, "Miss, we are very
happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us
is why would you bother to borrow £5,000?" 
 The blonde replies... "Where else in London can I park my car for two
weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" 
 A smart blonde joke at last! 

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