[Jokes] FW: The Ritz

McKenna, Chris (RDSSW) chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Thu Mar 4 17:18:39 GMT 2004

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> A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering
> sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.
> Back at the hotel he rings the number.
> A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of
> assistance.
> The gentleman says, "I'd like a blow job, some missionary work,
> a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a pearl
> necklace. What do you think?"
> The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like
> to press 9 first to get an outside line."
> Nick 

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