[Jokes] Friday Funny (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Date: Fri, 12 Nov 2004 11:42:28 -0000
Subject:  Friday Funny



An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse
for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury,
illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock
in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence
was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook
her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."