[Jokes] Not for fans of Dubya

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Fri Oct 15 21:14:22 BST 2004

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a 

The Answer is SEVEN:

1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced

2. one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions 
about the lightbulb,

3. one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new 

4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret 
stockpile of lightbulbs,

5. one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to 
pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,

6. one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb 
while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

7. and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a 
lightbulb and screwing the country.

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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