[Jokes] inner peace

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Sat Sep 4 10:15:45 BST 2004

Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you  because it has definitely worked for me and 
at this time we  all could use a little...
calm! By following the simple advice I read in  an article I have finally 
found inner peace... The article  read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things  you've 

So I looked around the house to see all the things  I started and hadn't
finished... and before leaving the house this  morning I finished off a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the  Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild
Turkey, the Prozac, some  Valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how  freaking good I feel.

You may pass this on to those you feel are in  need of Inner Peace. 

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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