[Jokes] The Irish Daughter (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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An Irish daughter had not been to her family's house
  > for over 5 years.
  >
  > Upon her return, her father cussed her, " Where have
  > you been all this
  > time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us? Not
  > even a line to let us
  > know how you were doing! Why didn't you call? You
  > little tramp! Don't
  > you know what you put your Mum through??!!"
  >
  > The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad...I
  > became a
  > prostitute..."
  >
  > "WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner!
  > You're a disgrace to
  > this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
  >
  > "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom
  > this luxury fur
  > coat, title deeds to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a
  > savings account
  > certificate for #5 million. For my little brother,
  > this gold Rolex, and
  > for you Daddy, the spanking new Mercedes
  > limited-edition convertible
  > that's parked outside, plus a lifetime membership to
  > the country club
  > and... (takes a breath)... an invitation for you all
  > to spend New Years'
  > Eve onboard my new yacht in the Riviera."
  >
  > The father said, "Now what was it you said you had
  > become?"
  >
  > Girl, crying again, "(sniff, sniff)... A prostitute,
  > Dad!"
  >
  > "Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl!
  > I thought you said a
  > Protestant! Come here and give your old man a hug!"