[Jokes] Eagle or stud?

[Chris McKenna]

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Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. 
You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as 
priests. What'll it be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the 
Rocky mountains."

"So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.

The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 
'count', St. Peter?"

"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what 
you're doing."

"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."

"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall 
the two priests.

"Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the 
Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more 
difficult."

"Why?" asketh the Lord.

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Canada."