[Jokes] In need (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Fri Feb 25 15:31:31 GMT 2005

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Subject: In need

A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her
husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to
storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words.

"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving
home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a
ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the
roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn
out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were
out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you
never wear because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out
so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore.

"Then, as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is
there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' ....

....So, here we are!"

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