[Jokes] Dining in a restaurant (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Mon Nov 14 06:14:28 GMT 2005

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a man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there  is a gorgeous redhead 
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out  since he sat 
down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,  and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops  her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,"  she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they  go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her  deepest dreams
and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for  everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap  ....... and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything has been SO incredible!!!!

"You  know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
guy you  meet?"

"No," she replies........."

Wait for it... (scroll  down)

It's coming...

The  suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She  says:

"You just happened to catch my eye."

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