[Jokes] FW: In the Navy
McKenna, Chris (RDS SW)
chris.mckenna at DEFRA.GSI.GOV.UK
Thu Nov 17 13:51:01 GMT 2005
> -----Original Message-----
> As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the aisle, she
> found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's,
> which were a bit on the small side.
> When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla retired
> to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Philip's.
> As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla flopped on
> the bed and said, "Darling, please get these shoes off. My feet are
> killing me."
> The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right shoe with vigour, but
> it was stuck fast.
> "Harder!" Camilla yelled. "Harder!"
> "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just so bloody
> "Come on! Give it all you've got!"
> There was a big groan from the Prince, and then Camilla exclaimed, "There!
> That's it! Oh that feels good! Oh that feels SOOO good!"
> In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince Phillip and said,
> "See? I told you, with a face like that she was still a virgin."
> Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to prise off the left shoe.
> "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!" exclaimed the heir to the
> At which Prince Phillip turned to the Queen and said, "That's my boy. Once
> a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
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